Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
Jailhouse Gay (also known as Nerdgay), is an alarming and amusing phenomenon whereby straight degenerate (male) geeks far too unattractive to ever be allowed to have sex with a actual woman have sex with each other. It's most common in circles where there are little or no women and little or no choice.
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"I think Eric has gone Jailhouse Gay."Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".
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typical jailhouse conversion: Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail. Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
Safe keeping / smuggling contraband in Your Anal Cavity
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When you in jail, use your "Jailhouse Wallet" to smuggle or keep safe various items.Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.
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Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?" A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!" OR Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?" A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.
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It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritosArti kata jailhouse bahasa
the last hit of a cigarette (or the last of anything for that matter). comes from the plight of those incarcerated in jail and how desperate they are for a square - sometimes picking one up off the ground if they see it has even the slightest amount of tobacco left.
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"i'm trying to quit smoking, could i just hit the jailhouse off your cig?" "damn that toblerone looks good as hell, can i take the jailhouse off that?" "before you cache that bowl, lemme try and hit the jailhouse."Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
Jello made by inmates in the jailhouse kitchen to be consumed by inmates at the food line. While the jello is still in the kitchen, not too firm yet also warm, an inmate has sex with it, then smooths over the damage Once cooled, the jello tray is taken to the food line.
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Don't eat the gelatin in prison. It could be jailhouse jello.Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
1. A prison inmate who, despite having no legal education, studies law and argues for the rights of other inmates. 2. A lawyer who throws out any and all arguments, even blatantly wrong ones, for his client.
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His lawyer said the defendant must have been the victim of a CIA mind-control experiment -- now that was a jailhouse lawyer argument.Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
Posing for a picture as if one were locked behind bars in a jail. This could include squatting down low to the ground and throwing up gang signs, or standing up with arms crossed, head to the sky, acting real confident,
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Oh hey man bust a jailhouse pose..Aunt Betty's bout to take a picture!!Arti kata jailhouse bahasa
a term for a secretly-homosexual person who has already been looked down on, hated, or disliked for his views, opinions, or actions by people around him (thus he has been "put in jail") and is in a situation in which if he admits he is a homosexual, he will be or is afraid he will be hated or be treated even worse he is treated or despised now.